“Brian struck first by taking 3 of the first 4 holes by amazingly 1 putting the greens. Then the tide turned on the 6th when Brian appeared to have lost a ball somewhere within 5 feet of the green. From there, Brian fell apart and both sides decided to drink. Brian was so committed to catching up that he stopped drinking and threatened the group in front of us. Then the group he threatened bought us 4 beers. I matched him shot for shot until he ran out of holes.”

— S. Carter